Clients from hell:

Client: I need my artwork. Can you burn all my logos and designs to a CD and I’ll pick it up tomorrow morning?

Me: I’m sorry, we can’t release that to you until you pay your bill.

Client: I can’t believe this! I spend good money there, and this is how you treat me!?

Me: According to our records, you haven’t spent any money here, good or otherwise.

Jag är så glad över att jag har kunder som inte beter sig så här. Har du?