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Peering through the bedroom door as their son interacted with various onscreen colourful buttons and windows at the same time as uploading photos to Instagram, the parents of local teen, Michael Angelo, couldn’t hide their obvious disappointment.

Speaking to reporters from their home on Thursday, David and Diana Angelo made it clear that 16 year old Michael wasn’t the computer wizz they had hoped for.

“It’s a disgrace, quite frankly,” David Angelo said. “Back in my day, those of us young’uns who could use a computer genuinely knew what we were doing. We had proper hackers. Michael is just a noob. I mean look, look at him rushing around his Fisher Price toy desktop, clicking on buttons and doing all that hipster stuff on Instant Ram or whatever they call it!”

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